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By Situation Theatre 6/12/2018
Baseball caps and embassy moves are just the beginning.
Scott Morrison has today announced the boldest policy of his fledgling Prime Ministership: a 350km wide wall across Bass Strait to prevent Tasmanians from migrating to the mainland.
The new policy is costed at $20 billion but will inevitably cost more than $100 billion given the 155m depth of Bass Strait.
Morrison has justified the policy with reference to the kind of people exported by Tasmania.
“When Tassie sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems… they’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists, and some, I assume, are good people.”
This Trumpian move and language from the PM is the logical next step following his penchant for baseball caps, his discussion of moving the embassy to Jerusalem and withdrawing from the Iran nuclear deal, and his admiration for Trump’s corporate tax cuts.
The PM was interviewed on 7.30 last night about the likely effectiveness of the new policy.
Leigh Sales: “Don’t most Tasmanians fly to the mainland?”
PM: “It’ll be a very high wall. The highest.”
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By Situation Theatre 3/12/2018
Scott “Principal Skinner” Morrison has not only called for more learning and less activism in schools, but also more uniforms made out of Australian flags.
The PM is worried that unless the next generation are completely blinded to reality by the Liberal Party’s floundering neo-conservative, white nationalist, truth-denying, apocalypse-inducing ideology, not only will they vote them into oblivion for the next 100 years, but they will also hunt them down with prosecutions for climate criminality.
As a result he’s demanded all Australian schoolchildren be dressed in Australian flag skirts, Australian flag jumpers, blazers and ties, and yes, even Australian flag caps. Like most things, the issue of mud, carob stains and even kiddie skid marks desecrating his beloved Australian flag is not something Scott Morrison has thought much about.
In response, the nation’s children have again chosen activism and joy over conformity and fear and worn the rainbow colours of gay pride loud and proud.
‘God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to stay the fuck out of major party politics.’
Side-splitting comedy from the Liberal Party.Read More
Strange but true.Read More