By Situation Theatre 8/3/2016
Abbott has made his strongest case yet that he should return to the Prime Ministership. Speaking to colleagues in the party room this morning, he delivered a 45 minute speech outlining in incredible detail just how much bigger his penis is than that of the current Prime Minister.
The Member for Warringah started with an account of just how comprehensively he had beaten the Member for Wentworth in several sword fights at the Parliament House urinals.
He went on to say “It’s clear that given my huge love truncheon, wang, tallywacker, dingaling, doodle, whatever you want to call it, I’m much better equipped than Malcolm at giving the Australian people a good rogering.”
It appears both Prime Ministers are very well endowed, given just how deeply they've both been fucking Australia.