By Situation Theatre 15/09/2015
Guess who’s back. Like a zombie who just took a quick tea break, Tony Abbott has returned to mindlessly feast on the corpse of Australia’s political system after Turnbull’s lacklustre first Newspoll.
We interrupt this article to bring you new developments that Tony Abbott has been again deposed as leader by Julie Bishop. Newspoll’s new Instapolling system showed voters were violently unhappy with Abbott’s resurrection so the Libs immediately dumped him.
Sorry to interrupt again. A third coup in as many minutes has brought Bishop’s leadership to it’s knees, this time due to a spontaneous freak out from the Liberal Party room that they’d mistakenly put a woman in charge. Scott Morrison is the new leader.
Now this is almost getting silly. Scott Morrison has been toppled by a scarecrow.
It seems the Liberals have settled on the scarecrow as the most effective candidate to win the next election.