By Situation Theatre 15/6/2019
For Gazza, Bazza, Wazza, and an Indian billionaire, the approval is a huge win. For the rest of the world’s flora and fauna, well they can all go and fuck themselves.
Based on the best available science that climate change is a Chinese hoax, and a strong economic case using Monopoly money, Adani’s controversial mine has been approved.
The news comes as a boost to the local economy, with three ongoing jobs being created for local miners Gazza, Bazza, and Wazza.
Approving the planet-burning, government-bankrupting project is a smart play for the region’s workers, spurning the hundreds of thousands of jobs that could be created by a just transition to a renewable energy future in favour of the three jobs created by the insanity of clinging to the ecocidal status quo.