By Situation Theatre 17/8/2019
“I’m sincerely sorry that nowadays you can’t even wish violence upon female Prime Ministers without forfeiting advertising revenue”
The 2GB broadcaster has expressed profound remorse that due to the entitled whining of historically oppressed groups for basic equality and respect, rich white men are beginning to face consequences for their cool and normal calls for violence against women.
“I remember the days you could call for a female Prime Minister to be stuffed in a chaff bag and thrown out to sea and be financially rewarded. These days you can’t even shove a sock down their throats without millions of Australians and several advertisers getting their knickers in a knot.”
“For the fact that powerful white men endowed with every conceivable privilege no longer have complete and utter immunity for repugnant behaviour and now occasionally face mild financial penalities for our actions, I am truly sorry.”
For a comprehensive list of advertisers to email and call, check out the Mad Fucking Witches Facebook page.
You can submit an ACMA complaint against Jones here.