By Situation Theatre 31/08/2015
The Australian population is set to plummet from next Tuesday, when the majority of citizens will be forced onto trains and then boats to join asylum seekers on Nauru and Manus Island.
While camp managers have concerns about the capacity of these tiny islands to accommodate 14-16 million new prisoners, Mr Abbott has assured remaining Australians, mostly CEOs and coal miners, that the army has got the extra bunk beds covered.
Some pundits are viewing the population purges as a win-win. On the one hand, the bulk of Australians will be forced into a feeling of solidarity with asylum seekers. On the other, the government can now crack on unimpeded with their vampiric project of sucking the life out of workers and bleeding the environment dry.