By Situation Theatre 3/12/2018
Scott “Principal Skinner” Morrison has not only called for more learning and less activism in schools, but also more uniforms made out of Australian flags.
The PM is worried that unless the next generation are completely blinded to reality by the Liberal Party’s floundering neo-conservative, white nationalist, truth-denying, apocalypse-inducing ideology, not only will they vote them into oblivion for the next 100 years, but they will also hunt them down with prosecutions for climate criminality.
As a result he’s demanded all Australian schoolchildren be dressed in Australian flag skirts, Australian flag jumpers, blazers and ties, and yes, even Australian flag caps. Like most things, the issue of mud, carob stains and even kiddie skid marks desecrating his beloved Australian flag is not something Scott Morrison has thought much about.
In response, the nation’s children have again chosen activism and joy over conformity and fear and worn the rainbow colours of gay pride loud and proud.