By Situation Theatre 24/05/2016
Finally, a humane plan from Labor.
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten has made a bold pledge to permanently resettle all left-leaning voters in third parties like The Greens.
Although thousands of progressive voters are still languishing in the Labor camp, Mr Shorten has promised to find these desperate people a new home where they will be protected from the persecution of their own conscience.
Mr Shorten said “Labor voters have suffered enough. These are innocent men, women and children who deserve better. That’s why I’m continuing our torturous asylum seeker policy to force voters to find refuge in the more humane conditions inside the Greens camp.”