By Situation Theatre 13/8/2019
Scott Morrison has made much of his efforts to bring his supermarket shopping bags to the Pacific Island Forum. Just don’t mention his efforts to sink Tuvalu beneath the waves.
The people of Tuvalu are already lining up to thank the Australian Prime Minister for his diligent work in not dumping his personal plastic waste throughout their island homes.
Despite their palpable excitement about the PM’s plans not to engage in illegal dumping, some Tuvaluans do have reservations about his plans to commit climate genocide and then refuse to resettle any remaining Tuvaluans anywhere near Australia.
Mr Morrison was asked by a local whether by greenlighting new coal mines, sabotaging climate action at every turn, dismissing climate reports, using dodgy accounting tricks to cover up inaction, and spruiking coal in Parliament, indicated a criminal neglect of the lives of Pacific islanders.
In response, he kindly reminded the Tuvaluan mother of three who faces an apocalyptic future that last time he went grocery shopping he even refused those cute mini-plastic toys for his kids.