By Situation Theatre 23/11/2015
Hollywood starlet and fundamentalist terrorist Jennifer Lawrence thought President Snow was bad; she hasn’t met Peter Dutton.
Scheduled to tour Australia this week to promote her new film, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2, Dutton has confirmed that the Academy Award winner will have to take her bow and arrow elsewhere.
Asked to justify his decision at this morning’s press conference, Dutton said “Lawrence is a powerful symbol for revolution against oppressive government. She joins a long line of activists who we happily call terrorists and vigilantes. These people protect animals, care for the environment, and fight for a more equal social system. We don’t want people like that in Australia.”
730’s Leigh Sales then chimed in “You do realise Lawrence is only pretending to be Katniss Everdeen, a fictional character, and is not actually a revolutionary? Do you see the distinction? Perhaps this short video will help you understand Mr Dutton.”
“Do you see the difference now?” Sales asked.
Dutton said “No. The Mockingjay won’t be making a mockery out of me. Not on my watch. She’s a terrorist hell-bent on killing Australians.”