By Situation Theatre 4/4/2019
The Coalition Government is due to end in May while the equally lifeless prison camp will shut in July.
Having realised the error of wasting hundreds of billions of dollars each year on a cruel and aimless detention centre for psychologically damaged politicians, Australian taxpayers will put an end to the LNP government in only a matter of weeks.
Voters are reported to be fuming that the LNP wasted $185 million dollars on re-opening and closing Christmas Island based on a racist lie whose only point was to mollycoddle Scott Morrison’s fragile ego and boost the flagging fortunes of his sociopathic colleagues.
Australians are said to be even more annoyed at themselves for giving the government about $450 billion per year for the last six years, only for them to fritter it away on cigars, bookcases, onions, personalised stationery, office decoration, home internet, polo trips, family holidays to buy luxury apartments, lavish parties, private planes, helicopters, tiny private reef foundations, beach-shack-based security organisations, terrible ads, and pork-barreling, oh so much juicy, juicy pork-barreling.