By Situation Theatre 16/10/2018
I love all of creation, but for a white-supremacist child-torturing climate criminal, I’ll make an exception.
Concerned that the association might do him reputational damage, God has issued a press release putting daylight between himself and the Australian Prime Minister.
“Look, I know Psalm 136:26 says my steadfast love endures forever, but have you seen the shit this guy has pulled? You’ve got to draw the line somewhere.”
“In the last week alone he has said Australia wouldn’t be spending any money on climate change conferences “and all that sort of nonsense”, said refugees on Nauru are “getting the care that is necessary” despite the opinions of 6000 doctors, and his government has explicitly endorsed neo-nazi propaganda in the Senate.”
“And now he’s gone and copied my other misbegotten child Donald Trump and said he’s considering moving Australia’s embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem as well as reviewing the Iran deal.”
“I know I committed genocide several times in the Old Testament, my bad, but I just want to make it crystal clear that I’ve got nothing to do with this maniac.”