By Situation Theatre 17/08/2015
In an ironic twist of fate, bathrooms are to blame for the speed with which the Abbott government is flushing this country down the toilet.
It’s been revealed that the entire government ministry went for a long toilet break at a critical time during a professional development day late in 2013. The day was dedicated to SMART goals, teaching key government figures all about creating Specific, Measureable, Attainable, Relevant and Time-Bound goals. Once ministers were introduced to the acronym, they all ducked out to the loo during its explanation. They've been forced to make up their own alternatives ever since.
Suspicions of a failure to understand SMART goals emerged in light of the government's doggedly counter-productive approach to all areas of government policy.
Instead the frontbench has reached an unconscious consensus to pursue Selfish, Moronic, Aimless, Ruinous and Toxic goals.