By Situation Theatre 21/07/2015
Well, no one saw that coming.
While the nation’s media have been distracted by the mad racist ramblings of a rabid minority in Canberra, as well as a group called 'Reclaim Australia', Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples have gone ahead and reclaimed the entire Australian continent as rightfully theirs.
Snap polls show 82% of Australians agree the move is 'fair enough', while the rest don’t count because they are infected with the horrific 'news corp' virus.
As an integral part of the national repossession, Aboriginal elders have taken Liberal and Labour MPs hostage. Like their predecessors, they will use their prisoners as pawns in a political power play, only this time for good. They will secure the release of all asylum seekers on Manus Island in return for Australia’s ex-leaders in history's most satisfying prisoner swap.