By Situation Theatre 5/1/2015
Peter : First up tonight we have a film about the ominous threat of terrorism in early 20th century England: Suffragette. Directed by vigilante Sarah Gavron and written by the militant witch Abi Morgan, the film follows a band of extremists who incite public violence in the name of their fanatical vision of equality. The dangerous ideology at the heart of this movie can’t help but bring to mind a certain death cult. Jamie?
Jamie: Doesn’t Carey Mulligan just have the most piercing eyes?
Peter: Sure, but what about the terrorism?
Jamie: And the nape of her neck really looks like it would smell fantastic.
Peter: Right, but what about the threat these women pose to public safety. Shouldn’t parliament pass a few laws to protect Australians from marauding women?
Jamie: Those eyes.
Peter: So how many stars Jaimie?
Jamie: That neck.
Peter: Jamie, please stop, you’re even creeping me out and I torture asylum seekers for a living.
Ratings for Suffragette
Peter: 0 stars out of 5
Jamie: 5 stars out of 5