By Situation Theatre 21/09/2019
In a reform tipped to save the world from climate catastrophe, all current politicians will be turfed out and replaced by actual children.
Following the extraordinary exhibition of leadership, organising, courage, vision, empathy, creativity, and passion by the youth of the entire world, humanity has collectively decided to hand over political leadership to the next generation.
Despite the angry yelling of pale, male, and stale politicians demanding another 10 years of ecocidal climate sabotage to really finish off the planet, humanity has universally decided 40 years of insane neoliberal plunder is sufficient.
The judiciary will also now be run by children, and thanks to their keen sense of social and environmental justice, Rupert Murdoch, Scott Morrison, Donald Trump, and their executive mates in the fossil fuel industry will all receive lifetime prison sentences for climate crimes.