By Situation Theatre 1/7/2019
Morrison’s powers to defend the privileged and attack the vulnerable certainly border on the supernatural.
Maybe you’ve had your penalty rates cut.
Maybe you’ve been turned away from a rape crisis centre.
Maybe you’re feeling suicidal after five years in a concentration camp.
Maybe you’ve had your workplace raided, or you’re worried about losing your job as a journalist, or scared of going to prison for just doing your job.
Maybe you’ve had your community ravaged by drought, fire, floods, or perhaps all three.
Maybe you fear walking down the street because your clothes make you a target of hate speech.
Maybe you’re overheating in a remote jail cell.
Maybe you’re sleeping rough or maybe you’re terrified of being kicked out of your rental with three children under five.
Maybe you’re scared to go to school because bullying you for your sexuality has become a national pastime.
But rest assured the return of Parliament this week marks a fresh start for our devout Christian Prime Minister Scott Morrison who will govern in the interests of all Australians in the top tax bracket.