By Situation Theatre 9/4/2019
The average Australian has three monster trucks, all of which will be personally stolen and then set on fire by the Labor leader.
Ordinary Aussie families will no longer have weekends thanks to Bill Shorten’s new policy of car genocide.
According to Scott Morrison, the alternative Prime Minister Bill Shorten has declared a war on wheels with his plan to ensure 50% of new vehicles are electric by 2030.
How will the Mums and Dads of Australia go monster trucking in their local national park in a girlie electric car?
How will struggling small business owners pour petrol into their local dolphin sanctuary if their truck doesn’t even have man fuel?
How they’ll do these things under the Liberal policy, which is basically the same, remains unclear.