By Situation Theatre 24/5/2019
Democracy was the real winner.
A mining billionaire who made a $60 million donation to the government’s advertising budget, an old media billionaire who took charge of Morrison’s advertising campaign, and a new media billionaire whose ubiquitous platform spread Liberal lies like wildfire, have commended the Prime Minister for single-handedly winning the election.
These three mega-powerful engineers of the PM’s victory, Clive Palmer, Rupert Murdoch, and Mark Zuckerberg, have praised the “Messiah from the Shire” for the miracle of making Donald Trump seem scrupulous with the truth.
In a vanishingly rare moment of gross understatement, humility, and truth telling, Morrison thanked the billionaires for their praise and said he couldn’t have done it without them.