By Situation Theatre 5/11/2019
The Aussie PM and Chinese Premier bonded over their shared love of imprisoning innocent people in remote locations, facial recognition technology, and outlawing protest.
Making up for his diplomatic missteps on his recent tour of the Unites States when he said “Trump is the best chuck out the rest”, Australian Prime Minister Scott “This is how you crush legitimate dissent” Morrison has gifted the Chinese people free insights from his years of experience demonising minorities, torturing innocents, and assaulting democracy.
The workshop covered key themes such as how the state can best control the market, how to eliminate free speech, and using creative ways to punish whistle-blowers other than using the death penalty.
In Scott Morrison’s Australia everyday citizens are— Sarah Hanson-Young💚 (@sarahinthesen8) November 1, 2019
- not allowed to protest
- not allowed to boycott or spend money where we want
- not allowed to blow the whistle
- not allowed to report what the government is up to
Next he’ll be telling us how many children we must have..
Chinese Premier Li Keqiang said he was grateful for the free tutorial and said China had a lot to learn from Mr Morrison about how to run an effective authoritarian government.