By Situation Theatre 27/5/2019
It has a striking resemblance to both the old-look ministry and Canberra’s most offensive garbage dump.
Like a sweaty teenage boy who sprays himself with Lynx after a football match and thinks he smells fresh now, Scott Morrison has announced his new team.
The Prime Minister has cleverly re-arranged some chicken gizzards, discarded cans of baked beans, a few rotten bananas, and a kilo of off-cheese, in a bid to convince Australians his steaming pile of trash is actually a leadership team.
At least half of the Australian public is now studying waste-to-energy technology for tips on how to incinerate the Coalition and turn the government into something other than a blight on the political landscape.