By Situation Theatre 25/1/2017
It’s hardly the first time the White House has been inundated, but never has it stunk so badly.
The people’s billionaire, Donald Trump, has had an inauspicious start to his Presidency. On Saturday, millions of women wilfully misinterpreted his decades of misogyny as somehow “anti-women”, and hit the streets in protest.
Now, after months of campaigning to “drain the swamp” of establishment figures, the new President is looking a bit silly after flooding his new office with the most odorous elements of the bog.
The world’s leading carpet cleaning experts say the overwhelming stench willremain in the Oval Office for a maximum of four years, but also claim revolutionary new cleaning products can flush it out much earlier.