By Situation Theatre 25/1/2017
Who says Australia Day isn't inclusive?
A lot of diseased lefties have a crack at Australia Day for being “insensitive”, “disrespectful”, “alienating” or “downright fucked”.
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has had a gutful of all the smack talk about Australia Day. That’s why, this year, he’s providing sexually abused inmates of his torture dungeons on Nauru and Manus island with a feast of mini-sausage rolls, party pies, lamingtons and even a cricket themed cake featuring miniature versions of Merv Hughes and David Boon.
Asked whether it all seemed a bit sadistic given his guarantees that these prisoners will never be allowed to actually experience Australian culture, Mr Dutton said “I think you missed the part about David Boon.”