By Situation Theatre 24/05/2016
Minister calls out unfair demonisation.
Immigration Overlord Peter Dutton has leapt to the defence of fiction’s greatest villains after Four Corners revealed them as key donors to the Liberal Party.
Channelling their money through the Free Enterprise Foundation, Palpatine, Voldemort and Dracula have been wielding significant influence over government policy.
Mr Dutton said “A lot of people unfairly demonise these rulers of darkness. These are some of the most literate and numerate villains around. They’re all highly skilled and gainfully employed in evil-doing. You don’t see them at Centrelink, which is more than I can say for others.”
The fictional nature of these Liberal backers does explain their fictional plan for jobs and growth.