By Situation Theatre 4/3/2019
In addition, the PM will be giving ever more incoherent speeches.
Bedpan of the combined excretions of John Howard and Donald Trump, Prime Minister Scump Morrison, today revealed he had called North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to see if he could also arrange a failed meeting in Vietnam.
Hoping to emulate not only Trump’s policies on the location of the Israeli embassy, refugees, tax cuts and baseball caps, the PM would also like to appear more and more mentally unstable and heap praise on the world’s most brutal dictators.
While usually it’s Trump leading Morrison, the tables will turn at upcoming elections. The Australian PM will be electorally eviscerated 18 months before his US counterpart.