By Situation Theatre 21/3/2016
Cory Bernadi and George Christensen have been growing increasingly uncomfortable with the flood of gay MPs into the Coalition.
In recent weeks they’ve been calling on the Prime Minister to do something about the threat the new members pose to the sexuality of the big tough men in the party.
Turnbull has yet again caved, granting the wishes of Bernadi and Christensen to wear Hazmat suits to party meetings and question time.
Bernadi and Christensen say they were ok with the first one, Senator Dean Smith, but now with the additions of Trent Zimmerman and the likely addition of Tim Wilson, Bernadi and Christensen are seriously worried the gay is catching.
Terrrified by the tsunami of openly gay Coalition MPs, Bernadi said, “What’s next, donkeys in caucus?”
Too late Cory. Too late.