By Situation Theatre 13/9/2019
Morrison has reassured emergency service workers worried about the upcoming climate-crisis-fuelled “summer from hell” that he takes humiliating vulnerable people very seriously.
For those worried by the signs of climate breakdown all around us, boy does the Australian Government have a plan for you.
Scott Morrison will confront soaring spring temperatures, burning rainforest, and predictions of apocalyptic firestorms across the country this summer with a three-pronged approach: drug-testing welfare recipients, expanding the cashless welfare card, and cracking down on animal rights activists.
The Commissioner of Queensland Fire and Emergency services said “To be honest, I was worried. But now that I know Morrison is doing everything in his power to punish the poor, as well as skipping the UN climate summit to go light a few wildfires with Donald Trump, my mind can rest easy.”