By Situation Theatre 29/8/2019
Only 18 months until we can all say “how good is overthrowing Scott Morrison?”
Set your watches folks, come January 2021, one of President Bernie’s first orders will be for the CIA to topple the current Australian Prime Minister and replace him with playwright Nakkiah Lui.
Bernie told a meeting of campaigners in Brooklyn that while his top priorities were a $16 trillion-dollar Green New Deal, abolishing student debt, and Medicare-for-All, not having to interact with Morrison was for him equally important.
He said that an articulate left-wing Aboriginal woman with a keen sense of humour would be a fine replacement for an inarticulate right-wing man with a keen sense of entitlement.
Challenged by American journalists with the idea that executing a CIA coup would undermine his democratic socialist principles, Bernie said “You clearly haven’t met this guy.”