By Situation Theatre 3/9/2019
Unemployment we can believe in.
Long suffering Insiders viewers will no longer have to listen to Gerard Henderson contort himself into torturous justifications of the government’s even more torturous policy settings thanks to a new robot which automatically supports everything the government does.
The new robot commentator, a masterful simulacrum of an entitled white ideologue, has been programmed to dress up government talking points as analysis.
Gerard is just the first robot of a series of planned purchases by the ABC, including automated versions of Amanda Vanstone, Janet Albrechtsen, and Alan Jones.
These robots will ensure Liberal Party commands for false balance and predictably toxic commentary are obeyed well beyond the lifespan of the current ageing fleet.