By Situation Theatre 7/9/2019
How Morrison got sacked from Tourism Australia is unfathomable.
When reporting the news, it’s always important to be fair and balanced. That’s why all Australians should remember that although the Coalition Government is relentlessly persecuting minorities and diligently accelerating climate breakdown, they are also blindly steering us into recession.
On the one hand, it’s been a tough week for Scott Morrison because, judging by the outpouring of love for the Tamil family stuck on Christmas Island indefinitely, it turns out the public might not be as racist as the Prime Minster was hoping.
But on the upside for the PM, the latest economic figures demonstrate that the Australian economy is in great shape, just like the unprecedented bushfires and soaring early spring temperatures mean Australia’s climate is also heading in the right direction.