By Situation Theatre 11/11/2019
Spare a thought and a prayer for the devastating reputational damage of these climate-fuelled bushfires on the coal industry.
Scott Morrison and Gladys Berejiklian have called on Australians to respect the true victims of these catastrophic bushfires, executives in the coal industry, by never discussing the clear causes of the bushfire crises nor trying to do anything about them.
The Prime Minister and NSW Premier expressed concern for their billionaire friends who will now face increased community opposition to their attempts to set fire to the entire Australian continent.
“Out of respect for Clive Palmer, Gina Rinehart, and their families, now is not the time to be threatening coal industry profits”, the PM said solemnly.