By Situation Theatre 12/04/2016
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Federal government and slogan manufacturer, the Coalition, launched their 2016 election slogan last night at a $100,000 a head fundraiser for the big four banks.
The Prime Minister said “Workers Bad! Banks Good!” is the "perfect summation of this government’s philosophy".
Asked if perhaps the new slogan may alienate voters, Mr Turnbull appeared to completely lose his mind, saying “growth, growth, growth, growth, growth, growth, productivity, innovation, agility, growth, investment”.
The 2016 slogan was the third choice after it was revealed “Fuck Workers” and “How Great Are Rich People?” had been taken by previous Liberal campaigns.