By Situation Theatre 13/9/2018
“Peter has my full support”.
Speaking from New York, Mr Turnbull said “Mr Dutton has had a tough time of it lately. Between daily allegations of cronyism, lying to Parliament, conflicts of interest and a potential referral to the High Court, I thought he could do with some excruciating pain in his gut to take his mind of all the other pain.”
He added “I know Peter loves his home state so I also thought it was a nice touch that they were Queensland sewing needles.”
As a result of the thoughtful gift, Mr Dutton is now out of action recovering in hospital. The nation is a lot healthier for it.