By Situation Theatre 3/8/2019
There’s more than enough room for all Labor MPs from 1996 to the present.
Labor politicians are using the winter break to visit the world’s smallest Target, located in Marathon, Texas. Anthony “Toryslayer” Albanese believes the trip will send his MPs a clear message about their strategic direction over the next three years.
Much like the Labor Party, the store is non-operational and has nothing of substance inside.
Someone just painted the well-known target lettering and logo onto a small shack that was once a railroad structure.
The visit will serve as a timely reminder to Labor politicians that their organisation is now an empty shell that was once something useful.