By Situation Theatre 22/12/2018
Even more scandalous than the time Rudd and Swan didn’t give preferential treatment to a car dealer.
Explosive revelations have come to light that sugar baby Scott Morrison used the website “Seeking Arrangement” to organise a date with sugar daddy Vladimir Putin, during which the Russian President outlined his plans to help the PM steal the federal election due early next year.
It has become clear that the pair in fact met on several occasions for a “mutually beneficial arrangement”. Mr Putin received a series of sensual aromatherapy massages while Mr Morrison gained assurances of the support of Russian hackers during the 2019 campaign.
One text from Mr Putin to the PM seen by Situation Theatre reads “I was a Russian spy so I know how to fly a plane, ride a horse and f**k any democracy. My intentions are completely dishonourable.”
The scandal comes as a cruel blow to the government, especially having just lost one of their best assets, Nationals MP Andrew Broad.