By Situation Theatre 8/06/2015
Attempts to stop YL members privatising their friendship circles.
Thousands of Young Liberals across the nation have been flagged for their dangerous views on climate change, refugees and Indigenous peoples. Moral authorities warn these radical youths are heading down a path of gross human rights violations and environmental destruction.
Community leaders are concerned the problem runs deeper than card-carrying members of the Young Liberals. This explains the “Deradicalisation in Schools Strategy”, whereby children of conservative families will be taught empathy, kindness, and the ability to read basic climate science.
This program will fast track special cases to avoid the dire consequences of future national leadership. Kids who says things like “it’s cold today, see, global warming really is a UN conspiracy”, or who refuse to play with particular children because of the way they arrived at school, will jump to the front of the queue.
If de-radicalisation fails and these youths later become leaders of the Liberal Party, they will have their citizenship revoked.