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By Situation Theatre 13/5/2019
Fans of the Australian President are in for a shock on Saturday when they realise he’s not on the ballot.
After watching clips from The Scott Morrison Lack Of Variety Hour on the news last night, millions of Australians are excited about voting for this man who clearly has a family.
Australian election observers do have some concerns about the outbreak of riots at local polling stations this weekend.
Come the receipt of ballot papers on Saturday, many voters will realise Mr Morrison is not in fact just a Rugby League fan with a wife who’s running for Prime Minister, but the Leader of the Liberal Party and a key protagonist in all the fucked decisions of the last six years.