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By Situation Theatre 8/5/2019
Thanks to some probing investigative journalism, Murdoch’s minions have discovered that unlike the right-wing media, dangerous Greens are prioritising life on Earth over more luxury yachts for fossil fuel executives.
Assiduous apparatchiks of billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch have recently been doing some forensic journalism on The Greens in defence of their boss’s billionaire mates.
A combined investigation by The Daily Telegraph, The Courier Mail, The Australian, and a crack team of shit-throwing monkeys has found that despite the fact that biodiversity loss and climate breakdown would eventually wipe out News Corp, The Greens are still advocating for the survival of the human species.
Clip featuring News Corp journos hard at work.
A March 28 editorial in The Australian banged out these words:
“The Greens’ mad, bad and dangerous policies would deliver fiscal Armageddon to Canberra and imperil the nation, destroying jobs, shredding the export base, reducing government securities to junk bond status and making us all less secure.”
As opposed to the sensible policies of the Liberal/News Corp Coalition to deliver literal Armageddon to the entire planet, making us all more secure.
A recent Q & A featured Greg Sheridan’s opinion that the Greens “hate our society” and that there is “no moral difference between preferencing Clive Palmer, or Pauline Hanson, or the Greens”.
A recent national poll featured the Australian public’s opinion that they hate Greg Sheridan and that there is no moral difference between preferencing the Liberal Party and a homicidal maniac, except that the homicidal maniac contributes more to social harmony.