Images from The Guardian and The Infographics Show
By SItuation Theatre 15/5/2019
Gay people, whose only crime is loving each other, are safe. Scott Morrison on the other hand, whose crimes range from torturing refugees to torching the planet, is spending his after-life in the raging fires of eternal damnation.
As the Prime Minister equivocates on the question of whether gay people go to hell, there is no such doubt for the dark lord himself when it comes to the question of Scott Morrison.
During a brief presser outside Baker’s Delight in Warringah Mall, Satan fielded a range of questions including whether he was responsible for the fresh hell that is Clive Palmer’s advertising campaign and whether the PM will suffer for eternity.
“Rest assured, the fat controller’s ad campaign is all his work. Not even I could come up with something that diabolical.”
Scott Morrison invites Clive Palmer to his house to make him dinner and discuss preferences.
“On the question of Mr Morrison, are you shitting me? The man keeps a trophy in his office as testament to his own cruelty in denying medical treatment to suicidal children. Of course he’s coming to hell.”