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Situation Theatre

June 15, 2019

Adani Approval Set To Create Jobs Boom For 3 Lucky Australians

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from SBS News

Screencap from SBS News

Screencap from SBS News

Screencap from SBS News

By Situation Theatre 15/6/2019

For Gazza, Bazza, Wazza, and an Indian billionaire, the approval is a huge win. For the rest of the world’s flora and fauna, well they can all go and fuck themselves.

Based on the best available science that climate change is a Chinese hoax, and a strong economic case using Monopoly money, Adani’s controversial mine has been approved.

The news comes as a boost to the local economy, with three ongoing jobs being created for local miners Gazza, Bazza, and Wazza.

Approving the planet-burning, government-bankrupting project is a smart play for the region’s workers, spurning the hundreds of thousands of jobs that could be created by a just transition to a renewable energy future in favour of the three jobs created by the insanity of clinging to the ecocidal status quo.

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