Progressives haven been devastated to discover the censoring of News Corp papers is part of an advertising campaign and not a new blanket policy which would save our democracy.

What our struggling economy really needs is a maniacal fixation on a self-sabotaging surplus.

At the next debate the democratic socialist will be denied a microphone and podium and will be blacked out when he speaks.

Naughty China, don’t you know you can only get away with demanding prison time for protesters if you’re white?

Why vote for an ecocidal party of proto-fascists when you can vote for a pale imitation?

The public broadcaster continues to uphold the subsections of its own charter which clearly mandate weekly airings of Gerard Henderson’s Coalition stump speeches.

Breathing in is fair enough but if these protesters care so much about climate change, why do they breathe out?

In case all the genocide hadn’t made it clear, a bunch of Aussie larrikins have set about ramming their racism right into the heart of Aboriginal culture.

Apart from improving every single aspect of our lives, what has protest ever done for us?

Asked if conservative political bias has gone too far at the ABC, everyone said “I agree 100%. They don’t do journalism like they used to.”

The least he deserves.

In fairness to the 18-year old, he probably knows more about ice cream than Hunter Biden knows about energy.

He dismissed claims this “moot” goes by the name of “the ocean” as gossip from the Canberra bubble.

He’s never worked so hard for anything in his life.

It's not like he misused email.

The PM suddenly broke out in sweats and became short of breath after realising Greta could see straight through his shield of lies and into his coal black heart.

It must be pretty humiliating that Greta has more intelligence and humanity in her left kneecap than they have put together.

Calm down sweetheart.

Albo seemed to get a bit confused when he said “you have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words” before saying “How good is Adani?”

You don’t get sacked from Tourism Australia without knowing a thing or two about marketing.

Can’t we just sack him again already?

Tracy Whitman of Blackburn Primary School was supposed to hand in a descriptive report about her pet cat Mr Bigglesworth. What she did next will shock you, unless you’re a member of the Federal Government.

Xi Jinping uses keynote speech of Russian visit to say Australia should do more to reduce its authoritarianism.

It’s been real, António Guterres, but we’ve got a world to save.

Spreading disinformation at the behest of the fossil fuel industry used be cool but then again so did Bill Cosby.

It turns out that debunking tedious talking points from fossil fuel companies for the 728th time is the path to self-actualisation.

This has led to immense public pressure to reform our dual citizenship laws.

There are grave fears for the mental health of these already traumatised refugees.

He’s been spewing rubbish for decades but this is a step too far.

Can you blame them?