The scared and brave officer of the NSW Police Force ignored the sick feeling in his stomach to stare down the highly intimidating 10-year-old girl.
Ordinary Aussie PM breaks his silence on the bushfire crisis: “There was ash in my champagne and a grittiness to my caviar. It was heartbreaking.”
What hope does humanity have when all young people do is lie around in bed all day watching YouTube and posting about their feelings.
For Gazza, Bazza, Wazza, and an Indian billionaire, the approval is a huge win. For the rest of the world’s flora and fauna, well they can all go and fuck themselves.
Not only were the charges dropped, but she was then paid $29 billion to keep up the good work.
All residents of Mosman, Toorak and Cottesloe will be relocated to central Australia and forced to live off the land.
When they’re not spending their tax dollars warehousing traumatised refugees in concentration camps, Aussies bloody love a laugh.
Indigenous peoples of Australia, Canada, Africa, South America, and the U.S. relieved their “fuck off we’re full” campaign has finally paid off.
Looks like progressive Australians will have to stay here and fight this shoey of a government.
Like American Psycho Patrick Bateman using his charms to disguise his essence as a deranged killer, the Prime Minister uses Sharkies merch to cover up his war on the working class.
It’s the most significant finding since Homo luzonensis fossils were uncovered in the Philippines back in April.
After hiding the entire ministry in his basement for the duration of the campaign, the Prime Minister has decided all he needs to run the country is his own fair dinkum attitude, a few baseball caps, and the unconditional backing of a few billionaires.
A phalanx of the nation’s free speech soldiers have been quick to get behind the award-winning journalist.
After three years of being ruled by a millionaire with a leather jacket it’s so refreshing to be ruled by a millionaire with a baseball cap.
He'll hack away at welfare and workers' rights but at least he'll do it with a nice smile.
Don't let the brutal state crackdown on poor communities distract you from Australia's shower of gold!
Australians all let us rejoice because we can now relive our favourite childhood game. This time with added jingoism.
Nothing prepares you to solve the social and economic problems of a global pandemic quite like shipping 170 million tonnes of iron ore per annum.