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SMH Officially Stops Pretending To Be A Real Newspaper
Feb 18, 2019
SMH Officially Stops Pretending To Be A Real Newspaper
Feb 18, 2019

For some years the Sydney Morning Herald pretended, Weekend at Bernie’s style, to still be alive as a serious newspaper. Judging by its PR work for the PM in recent days, it’s officially given up the ghost altogether.

Feb 18, 2019
PM Declares National Emergency After Noticing An Unauthorised Maritime Arrival On Lake Burley Griffin
Feb 16, 2019
PM Declares National Emergency After Noticing An Unauthorised Maritime Arrival On Lake Burley Griffin
Feb 16, 2019

PM will redirect billions of dollars away from schools, hospitals, welfare, natural disaster relief, and climate action to sort out the emergency issue of boat permits.

Feb 16, 2019
PM Slimed Every Time He Repeats Blatant Lies About Meeting Emissions Targets “In A Canter”
Feb 11, 2019
PM Slimed Every Time He Repeats Blatant Lies About Meeting Emissions Targets “In A Canter”
Feb 11, 2019

Super Soakers, cream pies , and rotten tomatoes also deemed appropriate.

Feb 11, 2019
Feb 11, 2019
Unclassified Briefing Warns Greatest Threat To National Security Is Having A Serial Human Rights Abuser As PM
Feb 11, 2019

Turns out hat we should be more fearful of a man with a history of crimes against humanity who has immense power than powerless refugees with no criminal record.

Feb 11, 2019
Frydenberg Enrols In Intensive NIDA Course To Make His “Acting” On All Hayne’s Recommendations More Believable
Feb 5, 2019
Frydenberg Enrols In Intensive NIDA Course To Make His “Acting” On All Hayne’s Recommendations More Believable
Feb 5, 2019

He needs it because so far he’s less convincing than a Kerri-Ann Kennerley presentation at critical race theory conference.

Feb 5, 2019
PM Quits Liberals: "Too Right-Wing, Religious, And Unpopular, Even For Me"
Feb 4, 2019
PM Quits Liberals: "Too Right-Wing, Religious, And Unpopular, Even For Me"
Feb 4, 2019

Morrison to fight the next election as an independent in the latest and most welcome of a string of resignations from what some people still call a government.

Feb 4, 2019
Report Reveals Disturbing Education Crisis In White Commercial TV Communities
Jan 29, 2019
Report Reveals Disturbing Education Crisis In White Commercial TV Communities
Jan 29, 2019

They urgently need an intervention.

Jan 29, 2019
Venezuela Recognises Richard Di Natale As Australian Prime Minister
Jan 28, 2019
Venezuela Recognises Richard Di Natale As Australian Prime Minister
Jan 28, 2019

The Venezuelan Government has recognised Australia’s Opposition Leader, Richard Di Natale, as the country’s legitimate leader.

Jan 28, 2019
PM To Make All Citizens Recite Three Hail Captain Cooks For White Australian Purity
Jan 24, 2019
PM To Make All Citizens Recite Three Hail Captain Cooks For White Australian Purity
Jan 24, 2019

Have you asked for the intercession of the blessed Captain today?

Jan 24, 2019
Australians Face Extinction: PM Announces Forced Sterilisation For Failure To Recite Anthem's Second Verse
Jan 14, 2019
Australians Face Extinction: PM Announces Forced Sterilisation For Failure To Recite Anthem's Second Verse
Jan 14, 2019

“Beneath our fragrant stubborn boss?”

Jan 14, 2019
Celery Stick Challenges For Liberal Leadership And Wins
Dec 22, 2018
Celery Stick Challenges For Liberal Leadership And Wins
Dec 22, 2018

One Liberal insider said “Look we know celery is the worst of the crudités but anything is better than ScoBo or Ski-Doo or Toto or whatever his name is.”

Dec 22, 2018
"Worse Than Utegate": PM Used Sugar Daddy Site To Meet Putin For Help Stealing 2019 Election.
Dec 22, 2018
"Worse Than Utegate": PM Used Sugar Daddy Site To Meet Putin For Help Stealing 2019 Election.
Dec 22, 2018

Even more scandalous than the time Rudd and Swan didn’t give preferential treatment to a car dealer.

Dec 22, 2018
May Says People’s Vote Undermines Democracy. Also Denies Vote For People’s Representatives.
Dec 11, 2018
May Says People’s Vote Undermines Democracy. Also Denies Vote For People’s Representatives.
Dec 11, 2018

The British PM has decided against performing the humiliating act live on national television.

Dec 11, 2018
President Sanders Steps Aside For Ocasio-Cortez 2024
Dec 10, 2018
President Sanders Steps Aside For Ocasio-Cortez 2024
Dec 10, 2018

With Ocasio-Cortez expected to win in a landslide and govern for 8 years, for almost the entire 2020s democratic socialists will run the most influential nation on the planet.

Dec 10, 2018
Nation Fires Up For Labor Conference Thanks To Exhilarating Vision For Dividend Imputation
Dec 10, 2018
Nation Fires Up For Labor Conference Thanks To Exhilarating Vision For Dividend Imputation
Dec 10, 2018

Jeremy Corbyn presents a socialist vision for Europe, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spearheads a push for a Green New Deal for the most powerful country on Earth, and the ALP wants to make some pretty big changes to franking credits.

Dec 10, 2018
Trump Registering Millions Of Dead Voters To Give Him A Hope In Hell Against Bernie 2020
Dec 8, 2018
Trump Registering Millions Of Dead Voters To Give Him A Hope In Hell Against Bernie 2020
Dec 8, 2018

Not only did The Simpsons predict Trump’s presidency, it also predicts how he’ll end up in prison.

Dec 8, 2018
Police Don't Need Encryption Laws To Monitor Terrorist Activity. They Just Watch The PM's Press Conferences.
Dec 7, 2018
Police Don't Need Encryption Laws To Monitor Terrorist Activity. They Just Watch The PM's Press Conferences.
Dec 7, 2018

The AFP don’t have to violate civil liberties to keep Australians safe but they must have a TV and a Chomsky article about state terrorism.

Dec 7, 2018
PM Announces $20 Billion Wall Across Bass Strait To Keep The Tasmanians Out
Dec 6, 2018
PM Announces $20 Billion Wall Across Bass Strait To Keep The Tasmanians Out
Dec 6, 2018
Dec 6, 2018
Families Of 600,000 Dead Iraqi Civilians Touched By George W. Bush’s Emotional Tribute To His Dad
Dec 6, 2018
Families Of 600,000 Dead Iraqi Civilians Touched By George W. Bush’s Emotional Tribute To His Dad
Dec 6, 2018

It brings tears to the eyes to see that war criminals can still love each other.

Dec 6, 2018
ABC Viewers More Willing To Fight Foreign Wars After Hearing ‘I Am Australian’ For the 10 Millionth Time
Dec 5, 2018
ABC Viewers More Willing To Fight Foreign Wars After Hearing ‘I Am Australian’ For the 10 Millionth Time
Dec 5, 2018

The Australian Defence Force has reported a massive influx of baby boomers.

Dec 5, 2018
Government Abolishes All University Research Funding Unless Conducted At Howard Prime Ministerial Library
Dec 5, 2018
Government Abolishes All University Research Funding Unless Conducted At Howard Prime Ministerial Library
Dec 5, 2018

Researchers will have free rein to explore Library sources but must avoid Internet searches such as “false intelligence” and “civilian deaths in Iraq”.

Dec 5, 2018
Labor Inspires Change-Hungry Voters With Liberal Policies On Encryption, Climate, Refugees, TPP, Donations, Lobbying, And Arms Exports
Dec 5, 2018
Labor Inspires Change-Hungry Voters With Liberal Policies On Encryption, Climate, Refugees, TPP, Donations, Lobbying, And Arms Exports
Dec 5, 2018

The Labor Party has become the Liberal Party and the Liberal Party has lost its tiny hive mind.

Dec 5, 2018
War Criminals Pay Tribute to Quiet Dignity Of Fellow War Criminal
Dec 4, 2018
War Criminals Pay Tribute to Quiet Dignity Of Fellow War Criminal
Dec 4, 2018

No one killed foreign women and children with more civility than George H.W. Bush.

Dec 4, 2018
PM Unveils New National Curriculum Featuring Offshore Drilling, Bible Studies, Cronyism, And Numeracy
Dec 4, 2018
PM Unveils New National Curriculum Featuring Offshore Drilling, Bible Studies, Cronyism, And Numeracy
Dec 4, 2018

Peter Dutton is still lamenting the lack of numeracy back when he was at school.

Dec 4, 2018
Australia Facing Severe Popcorn Shortage As Millions Settle In For Spectacular Sinking Of The Liberal Party
Dec 4, 2018
Australia Facing Severe Popcorn Shortage As Millions Settle In For Spectacular Sinking Of The Liberal Party
Dec 4, 2018

Forget strawberries, popcorn is Australia’s new edible moral panic.

Dec 4, 2018
PM Demands All School Students Wear Australian Flag Uniforms. Students Wear Gay Pride Uniforms Instead.
Dec 3, 2018
PM Demands All School Students Wear Australian Flag Uniforms. Students Wear Gay Pride Uniforms Instead.
Dec 3, 2018
Dec 3, 2018
Malcolm’s Friends and Family Worried The “Miserable Ghosts Anonymous” Meetings Aren’t Helping
Dec 3, 2018
Malcolm’s Friends and Family Worried The “Miserable Ghosts Anonymous” Meetings Aren’t Helping
Dec 3, 2018

‘God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to stay the fuck out of major party politics.’

Dec 3, 2018
Nation Resumes Laughing As Phelps Extends Lead Over Sharma
Oct 22, 2018
Nation Resumes Laughing As Phelps Extends Lead Over Sharma
Oct 22, 2018

Side-splitting comedy from the Liberal Party.

Oct 22, 2018
Saudis Uncover New Evidence That JFK Died In A Fistfight With Lee Harvey Oswald
Oct 21, 2018
Saudis Uncover New Evidence That JFK Died In A Fistfight With Lee Harvey Oswald
Oct 21, 2018

Strange but true.

Oct 21, 2018
Whereabouts Of PM And Deputy PM Unknown As Two Pissed Dude-Bros Give Liberal Concession Speech
Oct 21, 2018
Whereabouts Of PM And Deputy PM Unknown As Two Pissed Dude-Bros Give Liberal Concession Speech
Oct 21, 2018

Two frat boys from Sigma Alpha Epsilon took time out from the beer bongs and cocaine of the local kegger to front the Liberal cult and lead them in a pretty wild collective hallucination.

Oct 21, 2018
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