Strange but true.

Two frat boys from Sigma Alpha Epsilon took time out from the beer bongs and cocaine of the local kegger to front the Liberal cult and lead them in a pretty wild collective hallucination.

“There’s no merit. There’s no substance. There’s just corruption, cronyism and a contemptible sense of entitlement all the way down.”

At least they’ll still be able to negatively gear their fourth fire ravaged investment property if the Liberals are governing the barren wasteland.

I love all of creation, but for a white-supremacist child-torturing climate criminal, I’ll make an exception.

The “It’s OK to be white” campaign, organised by neo-nazis on the imageboard 4chan and designed to create a “massive media shitstorm”, has been excreted into the Australian Parliament by Pauline Hanson and created a “massive media shitstorm”.

Shame on him, whoever he is.

As a result, the former PM has cancelled plans for a Ramsay Centre deal with Sydney University, realising the Paris commune, suffragettes, Spanish anarchists, US civil rights movement, and critical theory are also important parts of the Western inheritance.

The Federal Government will protect gay children from religious discrimination but gay teachers, well they can burn in hell.

He is now in East Sydney Private Hospital suffering one of the worst recorded cases of cognitive dissonance.

“We’re prepared to compromise the national interest”.

Morrison laments 45 years of lost revenue as time-wasting symphonies, theatre and opera have substituted for gambling, smoking, and alcohol advertising.

If only some kind of gigantic light projection could give us an indication.

Kind of surprising it’s not 1000:1.

Two nations. Two Opposition Leaders. Two exhilarating plans for the future.

More than he deserves.

After three years of being ruled by a millionaire with a leather jacket it’s so refreshing to be ruled by a millionaire with a baseball cap.

Meanwhile the forgetful serial sexual abuser has defended the good character of his sex predator mate, who would ensure monstrous patriarchal violence gets a fair hearing at the US Supreme Court.

You know you’re a fraud when you’re less believable than a new pair of iPhone shoes.

The politician who voted against the Royal Commission 26 times, who dismissed the idea as a “populist whinge”, and who campaigned to give the banks a $17 billion tax cut, is absolutely filthy at the banks for being so unethical.

New Zealand, we’ll give you literally almost anything, just let us have a Prime Minister who is actually familiar with the concept of kindness.

Morrison said Herr Hitler, wartime Japanese Prime Minister Hideki Tojo, and Byron Mayor Simon Richardson, have all posed grave threats to Australia’s national identity.

You thought being a woman in Gilead was bad, try being a woman in the Liberal Party.

“Without this essential funding, how are we supposed to afford hyperbaric chambers for recovering kindergarten stars of Little Athletics?!”

Justice for decades of abusive journalism.

Gladys Berejiklian switches her government’s domestic violence policy from ‘full tolerance’ to ‘zero tolerance’.

“5 down, only 15 to go. I’m confident that after the next election we’ll be all coal, all Murdoch, all Pentecostal, all male, all the time.”

“I hope they find the bastard.”

They weren’t even any good to begin with.

These toolies holiday in the nation’s capital, passing themselves off as representatives of the people so they can fuck the country.