For some years the Sydney Morning Herald pretended, Weekend at Bernie’s style, to still be alive as a serious newspaper. Judging by its PR work for the PM in recent days, it’s officially given up the ghost altogether.

PM will redirect billions of dollars away from schools, hospitals, welfare, natural disaster relief, and climate action to sort out the emergency issue of boat permits.

Super Soakers, cream pies , and rotten tomatoes also deemed appropriate.

Turns out hat we should be more fearful of a man with a history of crimes against humanity who has immense power than powerless refugees with no criminal record.

He needs it because so far he’s less convincing than a Kerri-Ann Kennerley presentation at critical race theory conference.

Morrison to fight the next election as an independent in the latest and most welcome of a string of resignations from what some people still call a government.

They urgently need an intervention.

The Venezuelan Government has recognised Australia’s Opposition Leader, Richard Di Natale, as the country’s legitimate leader.

Have you asked for the intercession of the blessed Captain today?

“Beneath our fragrant stubborn boss?”

One Liberal insider said “Look we know celery is the worst of the crudités but anything is better than ScoBo or Ski-Doo or Toto or whatever his name is.”

Even more scandalous than the time Rudd and Swan didn’t give preferential treatment to a car dealer.

The British PM has decided against performing the humiliating act live on national television.

With Ocasio-Cortez expected to win in a landslide and govern for 8 years, for almost the entire 2020s democratic socialists will run the most influential nation on the planet.

Jeremy Corbyn presents a socialist vision for Europe, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spearheads a push for a Green New Deal for the most powerful country on Earth, and the ALP wants to make some pretty big changes to franking credits.

Not only did The Simpsons predict Trump’s presidency, it also predicts how he’ll end up in prison.

The AFP don’t have to violate civil liberties to keep Australians safe but they must have a TV and a Chomsky article about state terrorism.

It brings tears to the eyes to see that war criminals can still love each other.

The Australian Defence Force has reported a massive influx of baby boomers.

Researchers will have free rein to explore Library sources but must avoid Internet searches such as “false intelligence” and “civilian deaths in Iraq”.

The Labor Party has become the Liberal Party and the Liberal Party has lost its tiny hive mind.

No one killed foreign women and children with more civility than George H.W. Bush.

Peter Dutton is still lamenting the lack of numeracy back when he was at school.

Forget strawberries, popcorn is Australia’s new edible moral panic.

‘God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to stay the fuck out of major party politics.’

Side-splitting comedy from the Liberal Party.

Strange but true.

Two frat boys from Sigma Alpha Epsilon took time out from the beer bongs and cocaine of the local kegger to front the Liberal cult and lead them in a pretty wild collective hallucination.