With Ocasio-Cortez expected to win in a landslide and govern for 8 years, for almost the entire 2020s democratic socialists will run the most influential nation on the planet.
Jeremy Corbyn presents a socialist vision for Europe, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spearheads a push for a Green New Deal for the most powerful country on Earth, and the ALP wants to make some pretty big changes to franking credits.
Not only did The Simpsons predict Trump’s presidency, it also predicts how he’ll end up in prison.
The AFP don’t have to violate civil liberties to keep Australians safe but they must have a TV and a Chomsky article about state terrorism.
It brings tears to the eyes to see that war criminals can still love each other.
The Australian Defence Force has reported a massive influx of baby boomers.
Researchers will have free rein to explore Library sources but must avoid Internet searches such as “false intelligence” and “civilian deaths in Iraq”.
The Labor Party has become the Liberal Party and the Liberal Party has lost its tiny hive mind.
No one killed foreign women and children with more civility than George H.W. Bush.
Peter Dutton is still lamenting the lack of numeracy back when he was at school.
Forget strawberries, popcorn is Australia’s new edible moral panic.
‘God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to stay the fuck out of major party politics.’
Side-splitting comedy from the Liberal Party.
Two frat boys from Sigma Alpha Epsilon took time out from the beer bongs and cocaine of the local kegger to front the Liberal cult and lead them in a pretty wild collective hallucination.
“There’s no merit. There’s no substance. There’s just corruption, cronyism and a contemptible sense of entitlement all the way down.”
At least they’ll still be able to negatively gear their fourth fire ravaged investment property if the Liberals are governing the barren wasteland.
I love all of creation, but for a white-supremacist child-torturing climate criminal, I’ll make an exception.
The “It’s OK to be white” campaign, organised by neo-nazis on the imageboard 4chan and designed to create a “massive media shitstorm”, has been excreted into the Australian Parliament by Pauline Hanson and created a “massive media shitstorm”.
Shame on him, whoever he is.
As a result, the former PM has cancelled plans for a Ramsay Centre deal with Sydney University, realising the Paris commune, suffragettes, Spanish anarchists, US civil rights movement, and critical theory are also important parts of the Western inheritance.
The Federal Government will protect gay children from religious discrimination but gay teachers, well they can burn in hell.
He is now in East Sydney Private Hospital suffering one of the worst recorded cases of cognitive dissonance.
“We’re prepared to compromise the national interest”.
Morrison laments 45 years of lost revenue as time-wasting symphonies, theatre and opera have substituted for gambling, smoking, and alcohol advertising.
If only some kind of gigantic light projection could give us an indication.
Kind of surprising it’s not 1000:1.
Two nations. Two Opposition Leaders. Two exhilarating plans for the future.