Images from ABC, Wikipedia, Roger Ebert, and Insiders
By Situation Theatre 4/5/2020
The Victorian Premier said the Education Minister was taking a sledgehammer to the credibility of a perfectly good first name.
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has unleashed on fellow Dan, Dan Tehan, for a “failure of leadership” of the Dan community.
“I’ve spent a few years now working closely with Dan Harmon and Dan Aykroyd to rebuild the name’s reputation after all the terrible damage wrought by Dan Brown. And then this bozo comes along and swings his dick around on Insiders like some kind of exhibitionist Godzilla.”
“What we've seen is outstanding leadership from Daniel Day-Lewis, from Daniel Radcliffe, and Daniel Craig. But we have one Dan in particular who is jeopardising the national consensus on this. And I think it’s time we seriously call Dan Tehan out.”
“It’s like he isn’t even trying to be a good Dan. That’s stubbornness. That’s pigheadedness.”
A Change.org petition for the Education Minister to change his name is gaining momentum with Dans across Australia.