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Situation Theatre

April 3, 2019

Future Generations Likely To Feel Grateful Their Forbears Got A Bribe Not A Climate Policy As Their Houses Sink Beneath The Sea

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

By Situation Theatre 3/4/2019

Young and as yet unborn Australians who will die by heat exhaustion, bushfire, flood, dehydration, starvation or Mad Max-style violence will be stoked that back in 2019, Daddy got a pre-election tax cut.

Modern day health gurus are advising young Aussies to take up mindfulness-based-stress-reduction, a compassion-based chant, along with a daily gratitude practice to prevent them breaking out the guillotine for our current crop of LNP pollies who squander this nation’s wealth on election bribes as the country burns.

Others are telling the health gurus to get fucked and urging a non-violent political revolution, effective immediately, to prevent their nation sliding into the sea.

Here are the budget forecasts the government doesn’t want you to see…

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