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Situation Theatre

November 20, 2020

Apples Again Under Fire With A Few Bad Ones Now To Blame For Two Decade War On Muslims

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Telesur and Palgrave

Images from Telesur and Palgrave

Images from Telesur and Palgrave

Images from Telesur and Palgrave

By Situation Theatre 20/11/2020

2020 has been a rough year for the beleaguered fruit.

After spending months being blamed for police brutality in the context of Black Lives Matter protests, apples are again copping it after revelations that a few of them are entirely responsible for the predictable consequences of a systemic 20-year Western propaganda campaign to dehumanise and degrade foreign and domestic Muslim populations.

A perfectly reasonable demand has now been made of the billions of apples worldwide, whether they be Royal Gala or Red Delicious, to each disseminate their own press release condemning the badness of a vanishingly small minority of apples.

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