By Situation Theatre 5/6/2019

Millions of kids and their families have hit the streets in protest.

Those who hoped the spray of Rexona would detoxify this rotting rat carcass of a government have had their dreams shattered this afternoon as Prime Minister Morrison sentenced B1 to death.

The AFP raided the offices of the ABC at 1130am this morning and after a short meeting with lawyers to outline the parameters of their warrant, they quickly took B1 away in handcuffs.

A few hours later and just minutes after he finished reading the entire biography of Winx aloud to the Queen, Scott Morrison announced B1’s imminent execution for sharing highly sensitive national security information about Peppa Pig with B2.

Things have moved quickly because since then B2 has called on Australians to respond in solidarity and boy have they responded.

As we go to press two million 2-7 year-olds and four million parents, all dressed as bananas in pajamas, are currently occupying the major intersections in all capital cities to try and save the most beloved of all the bananas.

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