By Situation Theatre 22/12/2018
One Liberal insider said “Look we know celery is the worst of the crudités but anything is better than ScoBo or Ski-Doo or Toto or whatever his name is.”
In what many are seeing as an inevitable development given the trajectory of the Liberal Party, an inanimate vegetable has challenged for the Prime Ministership and no it’s not Peter Dutton.
The 2-inch piece of celery, known as “apium graveolens” to its mates, reportedly made a persuasive case to fellow Liberals just before the vote for its ascension to the Prime Ministership.
“I might be a disappointing party snack but I can’t do any worse than you blokes.”
Now that a fibrous stalk is in charge of the nation’s affairs, Australians can look forward to the best leadership they’ve had in over five years.