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By Situation Theatre 4/12/2018
Peter Dutton is still lamenting the lack of numeracy back when he was at school.
Last week Federal Resources Minister Matt Canavan told Australian school children they should avoid protesting against the Liberal Party Death Cult’s commitment to climate apocalypse. Instead they should stick to studying useful things like mining, which he said is “one of the most remarkable science exploits in the world”.
Never slouches when it comes to denuding Australia of anything of value, his comments have inspired the Federal Government to redesign the national curriculum.
English, Visual Arts, Drama, Dance, Music, Biology, Earth and Environmental Science, History, Geography, Civics and Citizenship, Arabic and Indigenous Languages have been scrapped.
Instead starting in Kindergarten, students will begin intensive institutional indoctrination featuring studies of the Old Testament, Neoliberalism, and Media Spin.
The new curriculum is a product of the Party’s realisation that it will take at least a 13 year radicalisation programme for anyone to consider voting Liberal in future.