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Situation Theatre

April 23, 2020

Earth Reckons We Might Need To Give Her More Than One Day A Year

by Sarah Johnson


Image from It’s Okay To Be Smart

Image from It’s Okay To Be Smart

Image from It’s Okay To Be Smart

Image from It’s Okay To Be Smart

By Situation Theatre 23/4/2020

24 hours of lip service may not make up for terrorising Mother Earth year-round.

The life support system for 7.8 billion humans has released a short statement suggesting that one day of recognition and 365 days of being plundered and pillaged might not be quite the relationship she’s looking for.

“Dear capitalism. You use and abuse me every day of our lives together, then once a year you tell me you love me. In case the melting ice caps, raging fires, torrential rains, freak hail storms and global pandemic haven’t yet made it clear, please fuck off with your oppression and domination and get back to me when you’re serious about change.”

Meanwhile conservatives have boycotted the one day of the year set aside for the entire planet, calling on paedophiles to instead finally get the recognition they deserve.

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