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By Situation Theatre 23/12/2019
“Nor am I humane, heck, I’m barely even human”.
Man with no discernible talents, abilities or good qualities who stalked his way into the Prime Ministership, Scott Morrison, used his return press conference following a Hawaiian getaway to list all the things he’s not, including fit for a role with the P & C, let alone national leadership.
He said “I am not gonna stand there and hold a hose, I am not a trained firefighter, nor am I an expert. I’m also not gonna stand here and hold an honest press conference. I am not a trained leader, nor am I of any value whatsoever.”
“With the benefit of hindsight, I’d still spend a decade fuelling these fires, ignore years of urgent warnings about the looming threat, and do virtually nothing to combat the crisis as it happened. But would I have gone to Hawaii? Not if I knew I’d get caught.”
