By Situation Theatre 5/12/2019

A new poll taken since the repeal of medevac shows many Australians think the radioactive waste would be less harmful to human well-being.

Tasmanian independent Senator Jacqui Lambie is doing it tough this morning after agonising for ages over whether her fellow human beings deserved appropriate medical care or not.

Her agony is arguably less than that of refugees who’ve been tortured in concentration camps for six years but still, your heart goes out to her.

The Senator is reportedly wondering if she made the right decision after a snap poll overnight found that 54% of Australians would rather be represented by 133 barrels of nuclear waste, because at least the waste is more transparently destructive.

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